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Replacement of your intended word by your cell phone's predictive text feature because you failed to space or were too quick (or thought you were) and you were really off a key and your cell didn't know what the hell you meant so it helped you out without your request. Strangely enough, sometimes you appreciate this feature because you can't always spell everything you'd like to say (but the cell can)!
"If you were turning to reach me, I was in the shower. - unrequested predictive text confused your slippery fingers and when you meant to say, "trying," it thought you meant turning. TOTALLY changes the meaning!
When you chat with someone non-stop on tinder/other online dating apps and you think that you're having a great start, exchanging the contact and thinking of when to meet that person but then the texting dies the next day and you end up deleting the contact without meeting him/her.
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You seemed to be hitting off with this man, what happened?
Oh it was a one night text, I never saw him in person
when you know your friend is with someone they could be fucking but you keep texting them so they dont get the chance.
Guy1: did you fuck judy?!
Guy2: NO, her friends kept cock block texting us..
The act of having your passenger answer your text in the car for you because it's illegal to do yourself.
Erin recieved a text in the car from Melissa and had Kimber second hand text her back.
Anyone unwillingly included in a group text conversation that doesn't pertain to them. Therefore the persons being held "hostage" are subjected to seemingly endless notifications of the group text from people chiming in.
My sleep in this morning was fucked because I was a group text hostage from the people at work.
(Conjunction) You-up Text
When your mans gets a new haircut n' beard trim and he's feelin fresh. With this newly found kick in his step, his confidence has maxed out seemingly over minutes. Unfortunately, It does not stop there, and after a few hours it has slowly built up to a ninja turtle level -
50,000 African American men underwent a double blind study. The urge for most feels unquenchable and must be relieved immediately. Temporarily trapped in a delusional state, optimism blinds the humans ability to function normally, including but not limited to the tracking of time.
This often occurs after midnight when bitches and hoodrats are already asleep. Your mans may also become confused asking 'you-up' when he is clearly already talking to an alert human who may or may not have been awake previous to the conversation's inception.
-"Eyyy Shakisha, you-up?"
-I am now wtf It's two a.m. why u rang so late nigga thefk wichuboi u know i work at the laundromat tomorrow mornin shit i swear dumbass if i h- **Click** .....
-Hello?
-Ayo Cornesha, 'You-up'?
- You-Up Text
When someone sends you several texts in rapid succession, while you are still trying to really to the first one.
Dude, chill, I can't keep up with the rapid fire text