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1. Multiple Personality Order is a common response to the largely conflicting views and ambitions pursued by different groups in the world, related to artistic "disinterestedness".
A condition in which the intelligent individual decides to order his or her mind by creating different personas to better associate with the various Single Personality people in the world.
It is often easier to accomplish by giving the different personalities their own ridiculous names to help in the mental transition.
2. A social order, or club, in which the members have multiple personalities, unlike most orders or clubs where everyone dresses the same way, thinks the same way, says the same boring nonsense and even eats the same snacks when they have their coffee breaks.
These are quite rare.
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Student: "Hi Class, my name is David Cock, today I will be giving you a presentation on the effective use of arbitrage in the venuzuelan oil industry and the successful use of grassroots movements to overthrow tree-hugging presidents."
Harvard Business Professor: "But you're registered as Agnes Gonxhe Bojaxhiu..."
Student: "I don't know what granola-eating nonsense is spewing from your underfed academic book-reading face, I have to pass your class on corporate sabotage or my dad will beat me, and nothing will stop me."
Classmate: " Oh there goes mother teresa again with her multiple personality order..."
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Aka RCP. Someone who has enough confidence in his- or herself in order to not lie, not start shit, not create drama, and not be fake. Someone who realizes that things will happen and life will go on. Someone who won't fake being cool, because they already are, and don't need any friend, famile member, lover, and/or random creepy person to tell them.
L.K. is an awesome girl because she knows who she is and isn't going to take Joe's shit. She is a wicked Real Cool Person. (or: She's a wicked RCP.)
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The ability for attractive customers to get lower prices, better service, and more prompt attention in hotels, restaurants, airports, etc.
At restaurant...
Guy 1: Hey, they just seated those two girls before us!
Guy 2: Yup, they're getting the Hot Person's Discount.
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A person or pet who invades one's personal space. A person who stands unnecessarily close when they talk to you or just in a place with lots of room. A kid or pet that follows you around very closely so that whenever you change direction you bump into them or step on them.
?I was shopping with my nephew the other day and he was behind me every time I turned around. He was being such a personal space invader."
My dad is such a personal space invader! He stands right up close to you when he's talking to you. It makes a lot of people nervous.
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A sex repulsed person is someone who simply doesn't like sex, or the idea of any sexual activity, the reasons can be Many and personal.
Contrary to the popular belief sex repulsed people are not aliens they are just normal people.
Not every sex repulsed person is asexual.
Not every asexual is sex repulsed
Sex repulsed person can experience sexual attraction but it won't go any further because of their perception of sex.
-hey do You see that Blondie ass over there? Looks bootyful I would smash her
-meeh, I just really don't like it,
-Why bruh, are u gay?
-No, I am a Sex-repulsed person that means I just really don't like the idea of sex, or any sexual activity, that doesn't mean i don't find her pretty it's just , I am just sex repulsed person
-WTF bruh are u an alien?
-Well yes but actually no
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Andre: You fist like a seal
Tom Riddle: You're not a nice person
Andre: DAMN!
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A quote to be said, whenever you perform a total dick move, or when retelling a total dick move.
Yeah I totally anaconda-choked Paul while he was drunk,
and then I left him unconscious on the beach for, like, an hour.
Dude was bitching and moaning from sunburn the next day,
so I choked him out again.
I'm such a nice person.
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