a little disabled penchod who can’t control his dribble. He skrr’s round in a wheelchair doing handbrake turns. He has uncontrollable arms and legs and occasionally falls out his wheelchair (sponsored by Lamborghini).
‘yo go grab aaron basi he fell out his wheelchair again’
‘smh i got it'
100% top notch Azza
Mega Aaron is proficient in the Alaskan Pipeline, the Erk and Jerk, the Alaskan Firedragon, and anime trivia.
Mega Aaron is tall and mixes strong drinks. He is dedicated to his woman and makes pastries when everyone gets super drunk.
Omg, Mega Aaron came to our anime trivia night!!
Person 1: Whos that guy?
Person 2: Wtf dude, thats Mega Aaron.
A kid that goes to Marvin that took a fatty rip of a Juul pod
Aaron laird took a toke of a Juul pod with semen in it!
The art of making out with a boy whilst you both suck and wank each other off without reaching climax whilst simultaneously sticking fingers up each other bums for extra pleasure.
Boy 1: can we do an aaron Hopkins I can't make much mess on this new bed
Boy 2: yeah sure you wanting fingers aswell
Boy 1:well that it what it is
Boy 2:so I'm guessing we wank and such each other off too right?
Boy 1: yeah we wank and suck each other off with fingers up bums but no climaxing gotta keep the bed clean
Boy 2: yeah I'm down
the biggest chad in omaha nebraska
omg is that big boy aaron alexander the chad THATS TOTES AMAZING
Aaron tena is a FIDE rating if 3900. He is known as the mini magnus carleson and once even beat hikaru nakumara by premoving the entire game.
Aaron tena is a chess mastermind