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Pardon my bad language, or forgive me for swearing.
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When a French horn player actually has something other than upbeats. Or for non-musicians, stop, go, stop, go, stop, go.
Man did you hear that french horn solo ?
what's that?
Something very rare and precious.
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When two people (always a boy and a girl, duh they are mormon) touch cheeks together and then rub their tongue against their cheek, thus protecting their values via the layer of protection of their cheeks.
Kelvin and I totally got caught mormon french kissing last night by his parents. I think I need to go talk to my bishop on Sunday.
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A type of costume ladies like to wear either during Halloween or else while working. Men don't mind the ladies wearing them either.
Have you tried on that french maid costume at Frederick's lately?
Oooh la la. That girl looks cute in the french maid costume, don't you think?
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Those amazing people that play this amazing instrument thats super shiny and only can sound great when a great french hornist plays on one!!!!
Bill: Your a french horn player?
Chuck Norris: Why yes, yes i am.
Bill: AWESOME! I think i'll be a french horn player now!
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A french dollar is when you have sex with a woman in the ass with such force, that you break the barrier between the ass and the vagina, making a hole roughly the same size and shape as a french dollar coin.
I once had sex with this girl who was so tiny, I ended up french dollaring her.
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The act of anally ravaging your partner and then telling them to push with the anus muscles. As you remove your unit you then place your balls on their asshole and wait for them to be sucked in when their muscles contract.
Dude, I heard that chick got a french dip in a high school bathroom from Sir
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