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I'm late because Traffic on Penistone Road was busy this morning
When you anally insert a payday candy bar in someone.
Last night I gave my old lady The Ol Rocky Road.
When you are in a car for over 3 hours... BUT! You have marijuana, a vape pen, some Marlboro Ultra Light Menthols, a computer with multiple downloaded YouTube videos (MP4), over 1000 rap titles on Apple Music, and a video game console with a television installed on the head rest of the front seat. You also bring so much stuff that it's a pain to fit into the car, but worth it anyway.
Ron: Hey Billy.
Billy: What?
Ron: Let's go on a Lit Road Trip!!
Billy: YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
The fearsome homosexual gang of schmucks who rule the willow road turf including the especially homo Paul brothers.
The willow road mandem just had a devilish clash with the iraqi swat... Luckily naynay had a nosh and won it.
Undoubtedly top brothel in the UK.
Man1: Ay my dawg my meat be throbbing. You know a joint where I can my piece dealt with?
Man2: My dawg you ain’t heard of 10 Trinity Road? That shit be bussing with da bussy!
*Ed strokes his piece has Tom gazes in berwilderment*
Anyone who is into fashion or Sex and the City knows about the time when Carrie fell flat on her face in the middle of the runway during the fashion show. So that's what it is its when you fall in the middle of the runway during a fashion show.
OMG-did u see her fall? She's massive fashion road kill.
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Yet another description of a woman's period. This one deriving from the fact they stink like road kill downstairs in that off-games week.
Dude 1: "Dawg, that chick is the worst. She's in a rage and stinks."
Dude 2: "No shit, Bro. Must be road kill week."
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