university of the fraser valley

A 'university' in British Columbia, Canada for poor, underprivileged valley kids and their professors.

A: I go to UFV
B: ?
A: (sigh) the University of the Fraser Valley

Christ (Deemed to be) University

The act of torturing someone to an extent that they are more afraid of you than death

Bro, Hitler pulled such a Christ (Deemed to be) University on Jewish people.

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Pedophile State University

Also known as the Pennsylvania State University. People started calling the college Pedophile State after former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was arrested for molesting young boys.

Guy 1: What college do you go to?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?

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Trinity Southern University

This now defunct diploma mill from Texas gave an MBA to a house cat named Colby Nolan for $399. Unfortunately for the school, the house cat belonged to the Pennsylvania attorney general's office who was investigating the school. So the term is now used to describe any bullshit college with little credibility or that just sells degrees.

Fuck yeah I have a degree. I have a PhD in underwater marble stacking from Trinity Southern University.

or

You're thinking about going to Walden University? Don't do that, that school is sooo a Trinity Southern University.

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Auburn University

A desolate shithole university in east Alabama filled with pretentious assholes. The football team has never risen above mediocrity, but the stupid fans don’t know any better. You can hear some of them mumbling about “prettiest village on the plains”, but if you’ve ever been there, you’ll know that’s a lie. They are completely confused as to whether they are to be “Tigers” or “plainsmen” and their battle cry is “War Eagle” as apparently an Eagle flew over the place and took a shit, and the University president thought it tasted good enough to have a war over.

What sort of idiot would ever want to go to Auburn University? It’s a shithole.

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Put a dent in the universe

To make a noticeable difference in life for a lot of people!

Steve jobs Put a dent in the universe !

Universal Music Group

An account on Youtube that apparently owns everything. They will delete your videos if they find just the smallest reason to believe you have used material that belongs to them. The thing is, almost none of the content is really theirs! You can try to dispute the claim, but that will most likely get you banned from Youtube, because almighty UMG thinks that it can just go around and pwn everyone and everything. Oh, and don't even think about messaging them, because they won't reply.

Universal Music Group: Oh, no! Someone uploaded a 5-second clip of a song we don't own! BANBANBAN!

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