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I know you’ve spent all night looking through base by base till u said let me just skip to 42069 than found this post. well 42069th base is when travel dimensions to the 42069D parrel omnivortexual universe and than fuck a giant octopus God ripping your body to shreds
42069th base
Jean:”how was 49069th base”
Susan:Dead people noises
Jean:”are u sure your alright
When a man feels a woman up above the waist, including touching the chest, breasts, or nipples.
My only regret is not getting to Second Base
Second base defined as "I let a man get to Corey Seager on our date last night," -Kennedy
The opposite of a basket case.
Instead of being frazzled or overwhelmed even in trivial situations, a casket base is steadfast, cool, collected, and on top of their game even in dire, solemn situations.
Reliable in the “come in clutch” way
“I was a total mess at the picnic, I was losing things left and right!”
“Total basket case, I know.”
“Wish I was more of a casket base than a basket case.”
“Never heard of it but I think I get what you mean.”
based pleebus. stand your ground.
oh god, based pleebus is near...
When you first hold hands with your girl.
Dude: yo, last night I mad it to quarter base!!!
Bro: you guys holdin’ hands already? BET
When you acknowledge one for being above the typical threshold for being "based."
"I really hope that Andrew Tate never knows happiness again"
"Holy shit, you're based and katpilled"