Random
Source Code
Random
Something only dead people receive.
My great grandmother that was born in 1933 received an IRS stimulus check today, however I've filed 4 months ago and still dont have mine.
6👍 4👎
In chess, a computer's meaningless checks just before mate are called 'Vinegar-Stroke
Checks'.
Checkmate is totally unavoidable - all black has left are the meaningless vinegar-stroke checks.
12👍 15👎
This term defines the akward, then funny, then sad, and finally moment of paranoia, when you realize you've been sitting on the toilet so long; reading, drawing, texting, eating, sleeping, singing, looking on the computer, or having a epiphany, that you genuinely forgot if A: You even took a shit B: Wether you wiped if the previous incident did happen in the first place.
This is often an unnerving experience that can only be solved by checking the bowl to see if there is any "evidence". Don't relax just yet if the bowl check comes back negative. This can be tricky as the phantom shit does exist and will fool an inexperienced shitter into thinking it was a poo dream or day poo dream. Then to be safe one must wipe, even though there is a chance that the poo is non existent and your wrinkled penny will be chafed by unnecessary wiping.
Jimmy: The weirdest thing happened to me the other day.
Steve: What was it man?
Jimmy: I was eating my lunch on the can and then i did some homework, and drifted off. I woke up later and as i went to pull my pants up, I panicked thinking that i had taken a shit and was about to walk without wiping.
Steve: Well did you shit?
Jimmy: I don't know, i checked the bowl, and it was empty but i couldn't shake the feeling that i had taken a shit and it had disappeared, i mean i thought i took a shit but i couldn't remember, and there was no "evidence". How do i know if it was real?
Steve: How do we know if anything is real.... You wiped right?
Jimmy: I DONT KNOW MAN!!!!
Steve: I think you need to have a reality bowl check....
A game where the all participants have stubby holders (drink coolers) for their drinks. At any point when the Gamemaster calls out "Stubby holder check" all participants must show they are using their Stubby holder. Anyone caught without their Stubby holder must finish their drink.
Game master: calls out "Stubby Holder Check!"
Participant 1: holds drink in air with stubby holder
Participant 2: "Damn I don't have my stubby holder"
Gamemaster: "Now you must finish your drink"
A racist term used particularly against Asians. this phrase is commonly used to counter “collar check” however it’s racist so don’t use under any circumstances
When you do something cool or something is cool
Nigga where you get those shoes them hoes is cash money no check
licking your finger, then putting it in someone's a$$hole, then licking your finger again to see how healthy they are or aren't.
"You stink Frenk. Better get a Balkan oil check and lay off the corn been and stick to the veggies for a while."