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Hope Christian Schools is a “christian” Elementary school, Mid School, and High School. They focus more on making you learn and memorize verses than actual useful things. They also enjoy spending the students $10,000 a year tuition on useless things like golf carts, interactive smart boards, and a shade structure that doesn’t even work instead of spending their money on things such as better teacher salary and food that doesn’t taste like it came from the toilets at Taco Bell.
Person 1: hey what school do you go to
Person 2: Hope Christian schools
Person 1: that sucks
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A large cage in Georgia(US), that houses immature boys and catty girls.
FACT: The reason there are so many trees in front is to hide the torture of any poor, poor child who is different in any way.
Boy 1: OMGOODNESS, YALL, LET'S SANG HANNAH MONTANA!!!
The rest of the boys in Athens Christian School: YAYYYYYY!!!!!!
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The people who act as if they are the most religious people on earth for one hour a week. They are perfect for one hour every Sunday and then they sin like everyone else for the rest. But they will be the first to call you out on all your own misdoings.
While in the strip club, I bumped into a one hour Christian from my church.
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Failing an exam really basly by answering the wrong question or cheating in an exam with little chance of success.
Kevin: How was the Georgraphy exam?
Dave: Ah Man, I did a Christian Beaumont and forgot to answer 2 of the questions.
Kevin: Oh god, you did a Christian Beaumont
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are christians who will lie to you and the world saying that they're true a christians and go to church every sunday, but they don't act like christians and they sin more than most non-christians do.
half-ass christianity has elected bush twice!
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Soccer Child Prodigy, 15 Year Old Brasilian Soccer Player With Tremendous Skill.
Did you see Christian Daniel Vasquez play soccer? He's so good theres no doubt he will become a pro!
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A type of faux-Christian who typically only highlights any content of the Bible that serves their bigoted perspectives. When it comes to 'loving thy neighbor' they fail miserably, often by proclaiming that people migrating in order to escape persecution need to, "go home", and that "the government needs to build a wall" to keep them out. It's likely that if they existed when Mary was pregnant and migrated in order to find a safe place to give birth to Jesus, they would slam the door right in her face and be cool with her child dying of dehydration.
That fake-ass Christian is donating money to the "build a wall fund" created by another fake-ass Christian who plans on keeping the money.
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