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A variation on the rusty trombone, the rusty French horn consists of a man giving a rim job to a woman, while also fisting her. This is reminiscent of a musician playing the French horn, as he places his hand in the bell of the horn to alter the pitch of the sound.
After she gave me a rusty trombone, I returned the favor with a rusty French horn.
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Pardon my bad language, or forgive me for swearing.
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When two people (always a boy and a girl, duh they are mormon) touch cheeks together and then rub their tongue against their cheek, thus protecting their values via the layer of protection of their cheeks.
Kelvin and I totally got caught mormon french kissing last night by his parents. I think I need to go talk to my bishop on Sunday.
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When a French horn player actually has something other than upbeats. Or for non-musicians, stop, go, stop, go, stop, go.
Man did you hear that french horn solo ?
what's that?
Something very rare and precious.
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A french dollar is when you have sex with a woman in the ass with such force, that you break the barrier between the ass and the vagina, making a hole roughly the same size and shape as a french dollar coin.
I once had sex with this girl who was so tiny, I ended up french dollaring her.
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A type of costume ladies like to wear either during Halloween or else while working. Men don't mind the ladies wearing them either.
Have you tried on that french maid costume at Frederick's lately?
Oooh la la. That girl looks cute in the french maid costume, don't you think?
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Those amazing people that play this amazing instrument thats super shiny and only can sound great when a great french hornist plays on one!!!!
Bill: Your a french horn player?
Chuck Norris: Why yes, yes i am.
Bill: AWESOME! I think i'll be a french horn player now!
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