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The Two Hand Ham Twister (THHT) is an advanced form of head in which the one giving head has one hand on the base of the dick and one hand near the top and twists them in opposite directions back and forth while simultaneously moving both hands up and down in sync with each other and the mouth giving the head. This type of head requires a considerable amount of lubrication and skill and it is also the type of head Simon is receiving.
"bro I got a Two Hand Ham Twister from my girl last night, that shit made me nut in 30 seconds"
a phrase used when no other words can describe what you are talking about
Maybe the only people in the NBA who can't dunk are like point guards, you know, like slippin' him the ham and cheese.
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Foreplay using your fingers to pleasure a female vagina
I was with my girl last night, knuckle popping the ham door & my Ma walked in.
After a night of drinking, Joe and Betsy decided to slam the ham against the clam.
when u need 2 tongues to remove the ham sandwich with mayo from the roof of your mouth.
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A mangled, or well used vagina; a sloppy slit; a whores cooter; a vagina containing excessive wrinkles....
Damn Becky's slit looked like a "bulldog eating a ham sandwich".
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To get so drunk that you fall over at the thought of standing up.
Happy birthday bro, were gonna get you ham sauce cheesed!
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