hack the Internet

A tongue-in-cheek phrase used by non-technical users to describe a way of getting more out of the Internet than typically allowed by the ubiquitous hobbling, trial periods, deliberate limitations and otherwise malevolent crippling of software for unwarranted or undeserved commercial gain.

"Last night we figured out a way to hack the Internet good when we used Skype and MSN together for free multi-party videoconferencing."

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Internet Baby

A child raised by the internet, they only speak text. They care about not having the most recent tech. They have almost every social media account

Guy 1: Man i think this was an internet baby

Guy 2: What gave her away
Guy 1: She was blabbing about Taylor Swift and kept saying LOL

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oh internet

The new unfunny version of Encyclopedia Dramatica. Instead of hilarious lies it now contains actual facts, which are not funny.

Instead of reading about how jews did wtc, you can now read about how a fundamentalist islamic terrorist group did it, hooray.

why would i want to go on oh internet when i could go on wikipedia instead?

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Breaking the Internet

When the maximum boredom level has been reached and you type something into Google such as:

asdasd
asdf
qwertyuiop
asdfghjkl
zxcvbnm

Along those lines...

Tyler was breaking the internet when I looked at his history:

asdasd
asdf
pornhub,com
qwertyuiop
asdfghjkl
zxcvbnm

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Internet Laid

Getting laid on the internet

IE: cyber sex... or the act of being laid through cyber space.

SexahKitty40:Hey stud... wanna party?

(20 minutes later)

SexahKitty40:Oh my God! I just got internet laid!

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Internet Cunt

Term given to nerdy computer users who become much more aggressive over the internet.

The term can apply to someone who is shy in person, but becomes a baddass on social networking sites.

" Dude Steven's ranting on Facebook again" " Yeah hes being an Internet Cunt"

" George, man, stop. Your being a classic Internet Cunt.

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Internet Queen

Someone who knows all the latest cool viral videos, funny websites, bits of celebrity gossip, cool new blogs, etc.

If Screech were a real person, he'd definitely be an Internet Queen.

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