Jew cookie

When you get a fortune cookie and get no fortune. (it happens)

Yo, my boy Mitch got a fortune cookie and there was no fortune!!!! he got Jew cookied!!

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cool jews

Interchangeable for the phrase "cool beans". Only cool people use "cool jews" instead of "cool beans".

Person 1: Hey, you made varsity!
Person 2: Whoa, dude, cool Jews!

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jew fart

when somebody tries to be obnoxious and cool by farting really loud, and it comes out quiet , cheap, and easy.

Son-chin walked in the room and lifted her leg like a bitch-dog. all that came out was 'brp' when she expected 'BRRRRRRRRRRUUUMPH'.
the 'brp' was a jew fart.

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jew turn

Just like a U turn but you say Jew instead.

Hey Petey make a jew turn here at this light.

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jew smoke

Jews after they were cremated by the nazis

Im gonna turn you into jew smoke

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Incan Jew

When a man wearing an ancient Incan tribal mask inserts a menorah into every orifice of a woman wearing a yamulke, and ejaculates into a mosaic-patterned pot.

Jane: my boyfriend is so kinky! Last night, thanks to him, I became an Incan Jew!

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jew crackers

Lance Toasted cheese and peanubutter crackers. Everything you could need cheese cracker with the peanut butter and really cheap.Good when youve got the munchies and your buddy has some cuz you know there cheap so jew you way into one.

Yo dude lemme get a pack of the jew crackers.

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