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The power of one poonjabi called Neal who will bless you with his powers
Me:*does something dumb*
Neal: don't do that anymore. POONJABI POWER
Me: *doesn't do that anymore*
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Derived from the original glomp, a power-glomp occurs when either the glomper or the glompee (or sometimes both) is wearing a Green Lantern-inspired power ring of some description. This includes official DC-endorsed props and home-made replicas.
Having finished creating my own Green Lantern power ring, I immediately put it on and power-glomped my friend.
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Being as stupid as possible, therefore making others around you stupid by talking.
"His retard powers are so great, my iq drops by 50 every time he speaks."
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NEGRO POWER: Is the strength of the black race standing up for themselves World wide. I can become anything I want to in this world standing up for myself and fighting back whatever tries to hold me down...
” there will be haters who try and manipulate the words ”Negro Power”...
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When you place your pointer and middle fingers in front of your mouth in the sahpe of a "V" and then stick your tongue through them like you just tongued the shit out of some pussy!
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An incredibly impressive pair of breasts with the power to bring a viewer to their knees with tears of joy and gratitude. They must be natural and at least a C cup. The nipples must be of ideal proportions, and pointed slightly upwards. Finally, the breasts themselves must be uncannily spherical when the owner is standing at rest.
I had promised myself that this was it, I was finally going to break it off. That’s when she unleashed her orbs of power, and I was compelled to bury my face in them until I passed out.
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