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Van Houzen

Very large stupids who enjoy picking apples out of the top floor of abandoned drug houses' plants. these apple are taking into a white van and shipped to the Van-House. no Van Houzen has ever spilled the beans on the location. the apples are then set on fire as the Van Houzen chant their Dutch Christmas songs even when it is the middle of the fucking year. we only know about this event due to the recent kidnaping and interrogation of Boatymcboatface Van Houzen. We are hell ebnt on finding more about these evil people and why they burn all of the hood apples.

fun fact: the average Van Houzen take about 5 years to finish a glass of green milk.

by sdsdfsdfsdfsegergergerer December 13, 2021


Erik Van Aken

An individual who is just seen as the ugly person of the group, usually comes with a dead trim. They also support a joke of a football team. Used in many ways

" Oh hes a Erik Van Aken"

by manchestermassive123 March 25, 2024


Van Nocker

a person who knocks on vans

Van Nockers are usually found in groups that sneek around at night and knock on vans for fun

by tyronesafag June 22, 2011


Monique van Bael

She was born in 1915 and became a high ranking Nazi's Officer in 1938. In World War II she raped and killed a lot of children in Auswitz. In 1945 she got killed by Joseph Stalin and went to hell. In 2000 she got raised from the death by Adolf Hitler. She got sent to Germany to become a rapist German teacher and then she got sent to the Netherlands to torture and rape children from the Blariacumcollege in Blerick.

Damn, that bitch really do be a Monique van Bael

by Hiding bodies with Helmer November 23, 2022


vans diana

a mere misspelling of canadian made by our beloved charlotte

" what's milk2go? "
" it's a brand milk here in Canada "
" oh must be vans diana "
" tf i meant canadian "

by addicted2bananamilk July 14, 2019


Jeremy Van Dyk

The qualities of being gormless however showing exceptional CPM rate

Hey, I heard that intern is like a Jeremy Van Dyk ;)

by Slagfest August 4, 2022


Van Straaten

This is an old Belgian/Netherlands family. This family is known for being frugal, penny-pinching assholes who will fight over a dead person's last cent. They will always see how they can benefit before making friends.

You are being such a van Straaten right now.

by MysticReader August 15, 2022