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When things unexpectedly suck
this job's turned out to be a real tit kicker
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The area underneath a large set of breasts that accumulates sweat and odor, much like arm pits.
That girl had a nasty case of sweaty, smelly tit pits!
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Blue tits is a condition often described by sexually frustrated women or girl as a painful tingling in the tits and clitoris accompanied by a slight blue tinge of the cheeks. It's caused, or at least claimed to be caused by a need for orgasm.
“Matthew showed me his sweet cock, and then took off on me. Now I have a case of the old blue tits.”
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Verb; An engagement, usually involving two or more females, that involves a fight to the death only using their boobs. Purpose is to determine who has the superior tits.
See also: Booby-Battle, Mammary-Massacre, Areola-Campare-E-Ola, Double D-structuion, Titty-Takedown.
Antonyms: Sword Fighting
Greg: Dude, Bethany and Annie are about to have a tit off!
Mark: Awesome, I love tit-offs!
Stephen: Did I overhear you guys talking about a tit-off?
Greg: Yeah, would you like to go to the tit-off?
Stephen: Of course I want to go to the tit-off.
Mark: Cool, let's go to the tit-off!
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The action created by a pair of large (DD+) human female mammaries spinning in opposing circles.
Direction of opposing circular breasts does not matter as long as the direction of one (breast) is opposite AND independent of the other.
The desired effect of this action should be one of stunned hypno-terror ; You should not be able to look away whether you want to look away or not.
Dude that chick rocked the Tornado Tits at that party. Double 'E' cups.
No way!! What happened to your mind, man!?
I fell over like an off balance tricycle.
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1. one that has crappy tits.
2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.
3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!
2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.
3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
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Breast implants, typically low quality ones.
Dude 1: You see Jennifer?
Dude 2: Yeah the one with the iron tits!
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