Luke Schmalix is the world most awesome mother fucking person. He will fuck anyone up that gets in his way and will make it the most painful way of doing it.
Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.
Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.
Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.
He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.
Josh:You see that kid Luke Schmalix
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.
Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know
A total retard with a figure that look slike a stick. if you have a problem email tedbearharambe@gmail.com
He is one of a kind legendary mother fucka who is aussie and does anything with no care in the world
Luke Erwin a nice guy who loves to do anything for the public with no fear and loves traumatizing the police
Luke is a very good soccer player but he likes to fumble fine shyts and get with 0/10
Hey luke are you getting with fine shyt tonight
luke:no i’m going to watch the spelling bee at school.Luke marchesano
A Luke Sinclair is what you call a very sexy male when wanting to be discreet
Person1: man that Luke Sinclair is so hot
Person2: he made me wet
an amazing english teacher who looks like kurt from glee but is the best teacher even if hes a moody cow sometimes its fine cause hes just the best ( and is very fartherly )
"omg hes the best teacher ever "
"yeah hes definitely luke redhead"