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Luke Schmalix

Luke Schmalix is the world most awesome mother fucking person. He will fuck anyone up that gets in his way and will make it the most painful way of doing it.

Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.

Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.

Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.

He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.

Josh:You see that kid Luke Schmalix
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.

Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know

by matthew tomson May 24, 2011


luke pearce

A total retard with a figure that look slike a stick. if you have a problem email tedbearharambe@gmail.com

he is a luke pearce

by jgjrtujdteye November 06, 2017


luke erwin

He is one of a kind legendary mother fucka who is aussie and does anything with no care in the world

Luke Erwin a nice guy who loves to do anything for the public with no fear and loves traumatizing the police

by Blayde field April 18, 2019


Luke marchesano

Luke is a very good soccer player but he likes to fumble fine shyts and get with 0/10

Hey luke are you getting with fine shyt tonight
luke:no i’m going to watch the spelling bee at school.Luke marchesano

by Smelly.luke.com February 11, 2025


Luke Sinclair

A Luke Sinclair is what you call a very sexy male when wanting to be discreet

Person1: man that Luke Sinclair is so hot

Person2: he made me wet

by 45325353543645 October 06, 2022


Luke Cardwell

Cardi b and gay

Luke Cardwell is white

by Nooooooni May 26, 2022


luke redhead

an amazing english teacher who looks like kurt from glee but is the best teacher even if hes a moody cow sometimes its fine cause hes just the best ( and is very fartherly )

"omg hes the best teacher ever "
"yeah hes definitely luke redhead"

by eddie allan poe 69 November 30, 2022