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How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Infinite.

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024


Luke m

A truly odd person who disrespects some people and buys hacked gta accounts so he can show his power on 6 year olds

See that Luke m over there yelling at the people on the street corner

by Dody olb February 4, 2019


jayden-luke

A wholesome person who really just wants to have a great time with his friends and make them feel important. They are fun to be around are really inclusive,now ain't that wholesome. They are the type of person that you can call at 3am and they will answer and help you out no matter what, a real good person and friend to have

Mike:Dang I need some help
Josh:You can call a Jayden-Luke and they'll help.

by LONELYGHOST September 4, 2021


Luke-E-Lou

Someone you creeps your pages -from time to time - nosey person - or someone interested in you - not always in a bad way.

I was being a Luke-E-lou and looking at all her pictures on FB.

by mea2smiley March 22, 2017


Luke Sheppard

Famous bari-sax player who starred in whiplash.

He threw a lemon at the bass player's eye in 2024.

"hey can we watch the froggers?, I heard Luke Sheppard is going to commit another hate crime"
"yeah I'll bring the camera!"

by elemgie May 16, 2024


Luke keeble

This means you are a terrible driver. You can’t even take corners at 20mph without skidding and like to reverse into cars at work. You need your license taking off you to makes the roads a safer place

Jesus Christ you drive like a luke keeble you dangerous c*nt

by Tank man October 2, 2020


Luke Sloane

This man is a wild species of human. He spends his days outside the local primary school, awaiting his next prey. Him and his associate(who cannot be named) often do this as they find joy in it. The police are yet to catch them.

Luke Sloane will take your child

by Suzie Sloane May 11, 2021