A term used for when you don't care about something, but want to be a little more creative when saying it
Guy 1: Hey dude i just ate the most delicious thing the other day.
Guy 2: I don't give a nipple
1. Something a person says when drunk because she is doing and saying very stupid things and does not want the people around her to think she is an idiot/insane/etc.
2. What a drunk girl says because she is paranoid that all her friends secretly hate her and #talkshit about her behind her back like some #frenemies she knew back in high school. When intoxicated, she becomes slightly paranoid about everything, including this, and begs all her friends to not hate her.
1) Mina: *falls down*
Young: *catches her*
Mina: "Omg I'm so sorry I'm really drunk right now, please don't hate me."
Young: "Chill out, no one hates you."
2) Mina: "Please don't hate me."
Chris: "I should make a drinking game for every time you say 'please don't hate me.'
Mina: "PLEASE DON'T HATE ME PLEASE STILL BE MY FRIEND"
Chris: "You worry too much."
When you have had a heavy night drinking and you and your friends watch a porno, then you get to into and rap your dick in a plastic bag condom and stick it in the hole in the sofa you are lying on.
Zack: 'hey man how did the party go'
Joe: 'man it was wild'
Zack: 'an regrets'
Joe: 'yeah'
Zack: 'what'
joe: ' I fucked a sofa!'
Zack: 'Theres a new slogan DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)
1- A phrase shouted at someone who doesn't want to do something, usually a group activity in which the entire group makes fools out of themselves 'for the lulz.'
2- A phrase shouted at anyone who doesn't want to do something for varying reasons.
3- A phrase shouted at anyone who posts a picture of a clancer on any popular internet forum.
4- A phrase which can be yelled at anyone who is being a pussy in any situation imaginable.
"I DON'T WANNA BE A CLANCER!" said Don. "GOD! You are such a pussy."
African Americans, derived from the stereotypical attitude they would show, when they would say something like "Aw don't chu eva mess with me like that"
There was a bunch of don't chu evas hogging up the basketball courts.
Having the privilege of not being reminded by society that your skin color makes a difference in the society.
Keith, "nice to meet you!"
Alan, "Nice to meet you too, DAWG! I'll have you know, I don't see color?"
An annoying song by Fergie.
And it's not like her first three singles (London Bridge, Fergalicious, Glamorous), which were MEANT to be annoying and stay in your head all day. This song is actually pretty mellow and kinda country-sounding, and yet it still somehow has the ability to be stuck in your head all day.
I heard "Big Girls Don't Cry" on the radio and it made me want to commit suicide.