You just don't do that

A phrase added to the end of a sentence to indicate a forceful rejection of a particular action. Usually used to refer to unpleasant or unpopular actions.

Person A: "I heard you playing the piano, then you just stopped, how come?"
Person B: "They asked me to play Abba, you just don't do that."

Person A: "I can't believe they pulled that pitcher! He was doing so well!"
Person B: "I know, you just don't do that!"

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I don't give a nipple

A term used for when you don't care about something, but want to be a little more creative when saying it

Guy 1: Hey dude i just ate the most delicious thing the other day.

Guy 2: I don't give a nipple

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Don't Chu Eva

African Americans, derived from the stereotypical attitude they would show, when they would say something like "Aw don't chu eva mess with me like that"

There was a bunch of don't chu evas hogging up the basketball courts.

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Please don't hate me

1. Something a person says when drunk because she is doing and saying very stupid things and does not want the people around her to think she is an idiot/insane/etc.

2. What a drunk girl says because she is paranoid that all her friends secretly hate her and #talkshit about her behind her back like some #frenemies she knew back in high school. When intoxicated, she becomes slightly paranoid about everything, including this, and begs all her friends to not hate her.

1) Mina: *falls down*
Young: *catches her*
Mina: "Omg I'm so sorry I'm really drunk right now, please don't hate me."
Young: "Chill out, no one hates you."

2) Mina: "Please don't hate me."
Chris: "I should make a drinking game for every time you say 'please don't hate me.'
Mina: "PLEASE DON'T HATE ME PLEASE STILL BE MY FRIEND"
Chris: "You worry too much."

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DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

When you have had a heavy night drinking and you and your friends watch a porno, then you get to into and rap your dick in a plastic bag condom and stick it in the hole in the sofa you are lying on.

Zack: 'hey man how did the party go'
Joe: 'man it was wild'
Zack: 'an regrets'
Joe: 'yeah'
Zack: 'what'
joe: ' I fucked a sofa!'
Zack: 'Theres a new slogan DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

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"I DON'T WANNA BE A CLANCER!"

1- A phrase shouted at someone who doesn't want to do something, usually a group activity in which the entire group makes fools out of themselves 'for the lulz.'

2- A phrase shouted at anyone who doesn't want to do something for varying reasons.

3- A phrase shouted at anyone who posts a picture of a clancer on any popular internet forum.

4- A phrase which can be yelled at anyone who is being a pussy in any situation imaginable.

"I DON'T WANNA BE A CLANCER!" said Don. "GOD! You are such a pussy."

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I Don't see color

Having the privilege of not being reminded by society that your skin color makes a difference in the society.

Keith, "nice to meet you!"
Alan, "Nice to meet you too, DAWG! I'll have you know, I don't see color?"

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