Noun: 1. Pornographic movies or pictures depicting individuals who have mental retardation (e.g. Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, etc.) having sex and performing various sexual acts.
2. Really funny/fucked up shit.
Dude #1: Shit bro, what's wrong with that porn slut's eyes...they're all cross-eyed and shit.
Dude #2: Na, that's normal, it's retard porn.
Dude #1: Man that's fucked up. The dude's slapping the back of her head and screaming like a howler monkey.
Used to describe something great, yet feels as if it were lacking something.
Eating Oreos... without the milk.
Ripping the loudest, longest, smelliest fart ever... without anyone there to witness it.
Driving in your dad's twin-turbo V12 Mercedes-Benz S600... while he's in the passenger seat.
Having sex... without busting a nut.
Coming home with 2 honeys... and only getting it on with one of them.
And obviously, watching pornography without the penetration; or dickless porn.
Porn that only has chicks, IE NO MEAT.
Bailey was watching Vegetarian porn over the weekend.
People who have overflowed the internet with cheap, payment required pornography. This often time involves spam email, annoying popup windows, or annoying banners which make many otherwise clean sites not safe for work.
ytcracker, g, and the rest of the digitalgangster crew are a bunch of low and dirty porn peddlers
soft-focus porn featuring better-looking girls then your regular gonzo romp, normally identified by the fact that there is no red 'rec' icon flashing in the corner of the screen. a close cousin of girlie house.
sheesh, i just wasted 900 megs downloading some girlie porn cause bruno wanted some. how will i ever be able to face jaunbrand and fano again?
A corporate advertisement that extols the company's environmental record or policies - usually by a company known to rape and pillage the environment as often as possible.
Abe: Have you seen those new commecials by the oil companies that show how good they are for the environment?
Babe: They are pure eco porn, man.
An alternative way of saying "bull shit." Used to express disbelief, or to call out into the open a yarn or fabrication.
Presient Bush's desire to cut the SCHIP program is such horse porn.