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If you see a nigga van peng betta hide all yall
shi because a nigga gon take all yalls mfs stuff, also he’ll fuck all yalls bitch
When van peng walk on the streeth doin his pimp walk dont nobady get in the way
OG foe life😎
A God fearing man who is fearfully and wonderfully made, who kept pursuing Jesus' Christlikeness
Van Dick Arrid is an avid follower of Christ Jesus
The best type of family out there. its famous by a boy called something with a "J".
When you rip your girls ear off and nut in the earhole
Friend 1: yo I just did the Van Gogh to my girl
Friend 2: what the fuck is wrong with you
1. (n) A picture, usually drawn on a bathroom wall or ceiling, that is done with feces and likely used their hand as a paint brush.
2. (v) The act of creating a picture on a room's wall or ceiling made from feces.
(In a restaurant Guy #1 just returned from using the washroom.)
Guy #1: Hey man, you haven't taken a piss here, have you?
Guy #2: No, but I haven't drained the main vein recently. I think it's about time I go.
Guy #1: Yeah you really should. I was quite impressed with that van Gogh they have on display! (snickering...)
Guy #2 hesitantly: Aww man, you didn't.....
Guy #1: Yeah I did! Our waiter was a total douche. I didn't even get offered a refill.
Guy #2: Y'know what, I thought I had to pee...... but let's just casually get the fuck outta dodge, it can wait.
Guy #1: I hope our waiter has to clean it....... hahahah!