(correct definition) When a girl fills her mouth completely with water and proceeds to suck your dick. You then blow your load in her mouth and give her cheeks a big ole smack and pop that mofuckin water balloon. Hilarity ensues.
I water ballooned my girlfriend because she lost a bet and now she isn't speaking to me but I don't give a shit because I water ballooned her.
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"Look over there, its a water bottle."
"Damn, there's no water bottles here."
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Naughty Water Means to cum during No Nut November.
Me: (cums)
gf: (me) you have released some naughty water... Naughty boy....
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water where fish do the dirty-dirty
pool where a couple have sexual intercourse
ewwww the ocean is a giant vat of sex water!!! dont swim in it!!
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Invited by a user on a popular video sharing site, it describes people who dye their hair blue. It's similar to how people call redheads "fire crotches." Color of water = blue. Color of blue haired girls crotches = blue.
There's a whole lot of water crotches on Stickam
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v. regarding pooping, a payload so large that a portion of the deposit is protruding from the surface of the toilet water. see also low tide.
bachelor: "man, i just took the biggest dump. it was awesome."
roommate: "cool. did you break water?"
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when a stranger swims past you and unexpectedly and unknowingly brushes your genitalia.
I was at the town pool on a hot summers day when my junk got water rubbed by an old man's fleshly calf as he swam past me
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