This man definitely has a 20 inch penis and could pull any girl ever.
“What’s your name?”
“Johnson”
“Oh that explains your third leg...”
Another word for penis or to describe any common object. Commonly used among underground music artists from Florida.
Slim Patty: On johnson I didn’t smack his johnson with my johnson.
Yung Lil Johnson: Word to my johnson I should smack the johnson out you cuh
The last name johnson is the best name you can have. It’s meaning is the son of John . If you get someone with the last name johnson, do not let go of them. JOHNSONS ARE THE BEST
“Who is the best”
“Johnson’s”