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Heart boner

The fluttery feeling you get in your chest when someone says something that makes you just wanna fuck em

"I love you" is an example of something that may resent in an instant heart boner

by Thefatty May 23, 2017


boner muff

a boner muff keeps a boner warm

My boners getting cold, I'll wear my boner muff.

by Jennifer2369 November 26, 2007


pre-boner

a pre-boner is when you get hard but not fully hard and you're just like, "damn".

"Babe, start sucking, I only have a pre-boner right now."

by tvlesher December 28, 2014


Boner License

Someone can obtain a boner license when they have an erection in public while showing no shame.

Look at that guy and his boner...he just got his BL

wow look at that huge bulge in that guys pants...he must have just gotten his boner license

by fankstoot June 24, 2009


Doppler Boner

The boner that the weatherman gets from interrupting your regularly schedule television schedule to show you Doppler Radar Images of trailer parks being relocated.

Travis: Damn it! Channel 4 just cut away from the A-TEAM rerun to show that Trailer Park in Lake Arrowhead getting blown to bits on Doppler.

Barclay: No wonder that weatherman has a raging Doppler Boner...

by McDoh! June 28, 2009


boner job

This is a job that someone is so in love with that they get a boner every time they're doing it.

Damn, Chris has got the best boner job testing video games.

by MrAutomatic September 14, 2006


boner binder

1. A binder specifically designed to hide your boner.
2. A binder or notebook you carry around specifically to hide your boner, especially a NRB.

Oh, that's the boner binder. He brings it because that's when the junior girls do yoga.

by issybelle June 20, 2010