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Similar to "pro bono" (denoting work undertaken for the public good without charge, especially legal work for a client with a low income). Pro boner instead refers to women with low self-esteem because of outward appearance or possibly some fucked up daddy issues. Getting your pro boner in is usually done to salvage some remaining self-esteem in a girl by having sex with her.
"After she bought me that fifth shot I figured whatever... I'll just get my pro boner in, so I fucked in her my mom's mini-van out back."
"Oh him? That's Steve. Yeah, he's not bad looking but he's always on his pro boner game, swoopin' up sad fat girls. He's like a public defender but for sad fat girls..."
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a boner muff keeps a boner warm
My boners getting cold, I'll wear my boner muff.
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a pre-boner is when you get hard but not fully hard and you're just like, "damn".
"Babe, start sucking, I only have a pre-boner right now."
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Someone can obtain a boner license when they have an erection in public while showing no shame.
Look at that guy and his boner...he just got his BL
wow look at that huge bulge in that guys pants...he must have just gotten his boner license
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1. A binder specifically designed to hide your boner.
2. A binder or notebook you carry around specifically to hide your boner, especially a NRB.
Oh, that's the boner binder. He brings it because that's when the junior girls do yoga.
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Modem Boner is when your watching porn or Chiving and your computer or smart phone locks up from the hard on it gets.
Ray was watching porn on his iPad at home when all the sudden his iPad got a modem boner and quit working.
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The boner that the weatherman gets from interrupting your regularly schedule television schedule to show you Doppler Radar Images of trailer parks being relocated.
Travis: Damn it! Channel 4 just cut away from the A-TEAM rerun to show that Trailer Park in Lake Arrowhead getting blown to bits on Doppler.
Barclay: No wonder that weatherman has a raging Doppler Boner...
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