Eggs and Rice

It's only the best breakfast ever. But the rice must be jasmine, and the yolk must be runny so it mixes with the grains. Optional add-ons: soy sauce, fish sauce, furikake, more eggs!

I'm salivating a little bit just thinking about Eggs and Rice.

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egg mode

Egg mode is when you are sad upset, scared or angry. you put your body into fetal position or in ball form and rock back and forth.

bob: ah i hate volleyball
*gets hit by volleyball*
bob goes in egg mode in the middle of the court

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Kinder egg

...The same as the above but with a crappy build it yourself toy inside an awkward to open pale blue pod of doom!

Imagine an egg made of dark and white chocolate, with a little bit of pure hell inside it that you give to your kid to try and bite open, who you end up taking to hospital beacause the blue pod snapped back closed on their lip and removed a chunk of it!!!

DONT BUY ONE!!!

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duck egg

nothing; use with aim

~yo
~hey ya
~sup
~duck egg. u?
~lol

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Egg Beater

A person who excessively masterbates.

Shannon is such an Egg Beater. He spanks his monkey everyday in drew hall watching Tip Drill.

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Good egg

A good egg is james cook, no other questions

Thank you.

Its james birthday he is good egg

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Egg ro!

Another in the series of one dolla! one dolla!
another annoying chinese guy selling you egg rolls...except when he sells egg rolls, it sounds like egg ro!

chinese guy: getcha egg ro! egg ro! one dolla! only one dolla!
racist: (takes a gun and shoots the chinese merchant) Get out of my country! I dont want your fucking egg ros!

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