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Zombie Milk

Milk that remains in the fridge for a long time, but never really goes sour or gets lumpy. Instead it gradually takes on a foul chalky flavor such that one hardly notices, until a visitor points it out.

Carl, that is some wretched zombie milk. Toss that out, man.

by Le Bossman July 19, 2023


Zombie MAGApocalypse

A portmanteau of Zombie Apocalypse and MAGA referring to to the Capitol Insurrection that took place in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2017. Incited by Donald Trump and Republicans contesting the legal 2020 presidential election of Joseph Biden, numerous MAGA supporters stormed the Capitol building trying to stop the certification of the 2020 votes taking place in the Senate Floor in order to reinstate Trump as President. In hypocritical contrast to the Blue Lives Matter slogan espoused by MAGA supporters as a means of silencing Black Lives Matter, mobs were recorded swarming and assaulting Capitol Police officers trying to contain them from reaching the Senate Floor.

The term is used to describe how visually similar the insurrection was to a typical zombie apocalypse scenario, where a mindless horde of Trump supporters shambling on the streets was trying to get to survivors that had barricaded and hidden themselves inside a building- in this case the U.S. Capitol.

The democratic process of the United States faced its greatest threat to date when on January 6, 2017, sore loser Donald Trump incited a mob of his supporters to storm the Capitol Building to stop the certification of votes in what has become known as the Zombie MAGApocalypse.

by Insignificant 360 May 22, 2021


zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.

by Cully Mumbles October 1, 2017

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zombie land

term used by the special forces soldiers in the Micheal Bay movie 13 HOURS: THE SECRET SOLDIERS OF BENGHAZI to denote that all shots taken should be kill shots. *not verified that this is an actual term used or that the interpretation of it's usage was taken as intended.

All weapons hot, any enemy movement to be considered a direct threat. Any thing that doesn't strobe as friendly is residing in zombie land.

by ISREAL FREIDMANN August 2, 2018


Zombie Typing

The act of typing when experiencing extreme exhaustion. The text produced in this state is typically nonsensical and unorganized, often ending in a random assortment of letters when the typist finally passes out at the keyboard.

It is not unusual for those experiencing zombie typing to have no memory of the act.

'what sh*t were you on last night man? on facebook you asked me if I'd ever scissored with my iguana...'

'wtf really?! sorry man, I must have been zombie typing'

by BrandishedFez April 10, 2012


wild rabid zombie horses

Said to explain that your so in love with someone to whom you can't speak of in public. comes from the phrase 'wild horse couldn't take me away from you'

"The photo copier is not working properly can you please help me fix it?"..replies "wild rabid zombie horses peter"....you'd do anything to spend five minutes with this person.

by world Peace April 10, 2017


anti-zombie

When one is dead on the inside but alive on the outside

"Most of r/2meirl42meirl4meirl are anti-zombies"

by HeHimself October 4, 2022