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A thing that u get when your fat and they jiggle
A man boob is a thing that jiggles
A doormat man is a passive male whose only life purpose is to be walked on, used, and ignored by those around him. He will never do anything of note. Doormat men are likely marry a girl boss trophy wife, have three children, work in a boring no-name office, and live at the end of a cul-de-sac. When they die, they will be forgotten about, but that is okay because they hold the fundamental roles that society needs to function.
"I don't want to be a doormat man, I want to be a pirate!"
"We don't need any more pirates, Martin, we need more doormat men."
the urge to draw people with SWORDS
I feel like a pillar man
he is too dark to handle. if you ever see him RUN immediately. but you may shimmy
maddie: whats duke the man ?
Gigi: the ugly man!
Maddie: HEY ! *shimmys away*
Mikey Crossley, Claude Taylor etc
a Withered Man is that a band? No it's Mikey Crossley. And he bolts like a prepubescent girl
When a man has never been laid and never jerked off, they are not used to having sex and cums instantly
Mary:Oh my god, he was a poorly endurancd man.
Linsey:Oh my god really?