i-Brator

the newest i-phone app. for giving pleasure on the go.

hmmmm i forgot my condom, what will i use..... the i-brator!

S-I-S

SIS is an acronym popularized by the Canadian music artist Peaches in her song "Fuck The Pain Away" and it means "Stay in School".

Person 1: Remember the teachings of Peaches: "S-I-S, IUD, Stay in School 'cause it's the best"
Pesron 2: I love Peaches and, you know what, school is really the best!

ctrl+sift+i

ctrl+sift+i is when u think ur a hacker or ur in 5th grade trying to tell ur teacher u got a 100

press ctrl+sift+i to inspect the code and re write it to say something els

I hate you for locking me in a room

I hate you
je te déteste
ich hasse dich
ti odio
あなたが嫌い

I hate you
je te déteste
ich hasse dich
ti odio
あなたが嫌い
I hate you for locking me in a room

Can I have a box of smarties?

What Canadians say to tease Americans

Canadian: Can I have a box of smarties?
American: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i am going to throw a child off a cliff!

Ok

Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*

i hang up first

If you hang up first then you want to fuck them in the ass. Really hard in the ass.

Oh I hang up first! !!!