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I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind
Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop
When a man eats another man's ass with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.
Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.
When a man eats another man's ass from the front, with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.
Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.
When you are hungry and need a munchie...
Boiled Quinoa with Soy Sauce and Mayo
Bro I am so hungry but we don't have anything to eat .... expect that old box of quinoa... I know let's make some Poor Man's Caviar
Sjc man is d type to act loyal with dey gyal but not with dey friends
Wait na dys Kyle he not with Stacy?
Sjc man again.
Sjc man is d type tuh act loyal but dating 55 gyal
Wait na dys Kyle he not with Stacy
sjc man again
A man who excels in every matter, particularly engineering, soccer and pleasing women.
"Wow, look at Alan. He is a true renaissaince man!"