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I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.

Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.

by QuacksO November 8, 2022


Then I took an arrow to da knee!

One of the most funny but overused video game quotes ever! Originating from the smash hit skyrim by Bethesda, there is a single guard that states "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!". This guard cannot adventure any longer because in medieval times, the difficult techniques required to fix a shattered kneecap did not exist. This is assuming it was a barbed arrow shot my a medieval bow, which was common practice then, it would have had to be pushed all the way through his knee because those arrows were triangle shaped and could only go one way without permanently ruining his knee. So he could no longer adventure. There is a game theory video detailing it further.

In game: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!"
As meme:"I used to be an/a _________, but then I took an arrow to da knee!"

by DJFleischman September 5, 2019


I told you soooooo!

a little like butt nooooooo!

I told you soooooo!

by plato! February 3, 2024


They dont love you like i do.

something jaden wants to happen to him.

I dont care what they say, lets get one thing straight; they dont love you like i do. they dont love you like i do, they dont love you like i do.

by jadenwantsthat January 22, 2021


I don't know man

I think that's like a vague, surface-level belief that you aren't really willing to give up or do anything to actually make manifest in the world. But it sounds good! You know... You aren't really doing anything.

Hym "But I AM! I've improved the quality of several people's lives in a material and demonstrable way. I don't know man... Sounds like one of those things that people just kind of say to feint moral superiority. You know? Like 'I just want people to be able to get their sicks sucked on demand.' And it's like, yeah, that'd be great but do I plan on going out and sucking a bunch of dicks to make that happen? No. Imma just make this post. And proceed to not live off of the charity of others." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam October 5, 2023


I ate a feet

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I ate a feet

by Txabi Etxebarrieta July 2, 2022


Boss, I have bad news

The last words of a henchman.

Henchman- Boss, I have bad news.
Five minutes later-
*repeated gunshots*

by A_Bum February 27, 2023