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You want everything about someone, including their genitals but not limited to only their genitalia
i want your mash jades
Reeeeeee I hate how people actually explains IT insted of meming IT
Someone that is very poor and broke and requires assistance or 2k urgently.
I can pay for a date because “I be woman oh”
The line Trump is rehearsing in preparation for being voted out, and carried out, of the oval office in November.
It's rigged! Voter fraud! They all love me! Hell no, I won't go!
The war where everyone blamed Germany, even though they didn't even start it.
The time period of era where everything went chaos due to only one good ol' cause;
cupidity and selfishness between major european countries.(well done to Britain, Russia and Germany!)
Son: Mom, what's World War I? It sounds like a bad word..
MOM: That's just a nonsense son. You don't have to care about it now - it's NOT EVEN gonna happen in the future, anyway.
Son: Really? What about that crazy old grandpa with a shitty orange face?
MOM: Who are you talking about? Did you mean some guy who usually appears at a Walmart commercial?
Son: No.. he was wearing a uniform.. and said he's "gonna make our country great again.".
MOM: oh... NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A World War 3.
the newest i-phone app. for giving pleasure on the go.
hmmmm i forgot my condom, what will i use..... the i-brator!