i need time

when your girl is bored but knows she can’t get better so she’s hanging on by a pre shaved pubic hair and in a few weeks she will be begging you back. And you will simply shave her pussy too shreds

Sorry Darren I need time

Yaba daba si si, i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee, cuz ayeee oh i.

When ur hella excited for something so u say: Yaba daba si si, i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee, cuz ayeee oh i.

Lezz goo Yaba daba si si, i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee, cuz ayeee oh i.

I dropped it parent

1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.

2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.

After my baby's daddy left me, I had no choice but to become an I dropped it parent.

I didn’t see this

This text is mainly for people who saw your text but just want to make you mad even more when they know they saw your text.

“My bad I didn’t see this. I fell asleep” why say you didn’t see it when you could have just replied to the text other than that message. It makes you feel neglected don’t it? They don’t give a shit about you. So hurt. Lol. Fuck them.

i want your mash

You want everything about someone, including their genitals but not limited to only their genitalia

i want your mash jades

I hate how people actually explains IT insted of meming IT

The title says it

Reeeeeee I hate how people actually explains IT insted of meming IT

I be woman oh

Someone that is very poor and broke and requires assistance or 2k urgently.

I can pay for a date because “I be woman oh”