i sleep

When someone sends you a funny video. It’s similar to replying with im deceased

Jason: *sends meme*
Brad: I sleep

Quincea-I-don’t-know

The 15th birthday celebration for a non-binary Latinx person.

Me: I went to the 15th for my prima’s kid.
Friend: Was it a quinceañera?
Me: No sé, they are like non-binary so I guess it was a Quincea-I-don’t-know.
Friend: No manches.

I wanna scream into the void

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Person 1: Are you OK?
Person 2: I'm fine why?
Person 1: Just checking.
Person 1 and 2 internally: I wanna scream into the void. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I Love my Bingus

A Term used for the Cat "Bingus" When you love your bingus.

I Love my Bingus so much!
You dont though? I Love my Bingus!
When i saw bingus i pooped my pants because I Love my Bingus!

I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.

Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!

What I Am

A song by the band Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians.

It’s a really stupid song, the lyrics don’t even make any sense. The music is okay. But the song is really dumb, if you think about it… they never even had a hit ever since.

What I Am - When I was a kid in the 90’s I remember on FM pop (Adult Contemporary) radio stations they would almost exclusively play this song over and over again, along with “That’s All” by Genesis and “You Gotta Be” by Des’ree.

When my mom drove me to school every morning in her car, they would always play those 3 songs on the radio almost everyday in the 90’s and it was so annoying, you would get sick of hearing ‘em.

I have the because

The popular roblox youtuber Ribs made a joke about a noob that said I have the because so if you see someone in roblox saying this, tell them to shut and that no one likes Ribs

Who are you?
-I have the because