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When you have your first gay experience at a boy scout camp
Keith and I were caught choking the badge last night. We might get kicked out of Troop 53.
Is an Eastside San Jose phrase commonly referring to when you purchase bunk or cut dope.
Aye we need to call my connect back. I think this is some of that fat dustbowls of choke stuff that he had last week. It doesn't even blow any smoke out and it just disappeared.
How did the secretary get to go on that fancy vacation? Choking the gobbler! Ask the boss! She was Choking my Tony's gobbler just last week!
The act of asphyxiating your self while jacking off. Usually done by hanging yourself a few inches off the ground with a belt or a silk tie (no marks).
Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!
As seen on "Nip Tuck"
"My friend got a $2,500 hooker to ruthlessly beat him up, he such a Choke-Jack!"
"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"
"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"
(v) to masturbate; to spank the monkey; to beat the meat; to maniputlate one's (male) genitalia for pleasure; to jerk off; to beat off; to rub one out
Wow....after watching Katie get undressed, I feel the urge to go home and choke the chipmunk.
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The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.
nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.
Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"
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