March 20

People born on March 20 are bad bitches on the outside and softies inside. These people take good charge,they're loyal and creative,though hot-headed and inpatient. March 20 people can't decide if they're a softie or an e-girl/boy,they can always be your shoulder to cry on and will literally kill for you. Though if you betray them,they might as well fuck your dad. If you have a march 20 friend,keep that bitch forever.

"She's a march 20 baby..."
"Oh,those bitches are nice and loyal. Keep that hoe,it's worth it."

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december 20

a day when the most ADORABLE person was born🥺🥺

me: hey when’s your bday??
them: december 20 why?
me: no wonder..YOURE SO FUCKING ADORABLEEE

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The Covid-20

When you gain 20 pounds while sitting at home morning, noon and night watching TV and eating all the snacks you can shove down your throat

Damn, Im going to have to buy all new clothes for when I go back to work, I have the COVID-20

February 20

February 20th is a day where the man you care most about needs to text you all day and do whatever you ask

Girl:Hey can I have you hoodie

Boy:why
Girl:Because it’s February 20 and I ask for your hoodie

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20 february

The most important people in the world is born

20 february is a special day

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October 20

National kiss your gf/crush on the cheek day

It’s October 20 national kiss ur gf on the cheek day

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february 20

february 20 is the day when you confess to your crush.

you: that's it, i'm gonna confess to him that i like him.
friend: why? i thought you wanted it to be a secret.
you: well i mean, it's february 20, confess to your crush day.

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