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Is very talented and awesome, and is one of the best musicians in my book. Too good for little teeny boppers to say how "kute" he is or whose he is. Um... he has a wife. Denice. Heh sorry kiddos, i think you should check out simple plan or something.
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A very attractive Chinese man who used to be in the group EXO. However he realised how much SM suck and left to do stuff on his own. He's now an extremely talented, successful man who has starred alongside Rihanna and Cara Delevigne in movies and has a song about juice.
Girl A: wow have you seen that movie?
Girl B: yes. I literally only went for Kris Wu
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A word describing a item Santa Clause tears up.
Did you hear about what happened to Johnny?
No, what.
He took his wish list to Santa and it got Kris Kringled
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A contestant on "Crapfest 2009" also known as American Idol season 8. No one thought he would get into the top 12, but he did because of horny women and then a few weeks later boomed into a serious contender and could possibly win this whole shitfest.
Kris Allen is one of the better singers this year on American Idol, along with Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta. Allison article coming soon.
Did I mention girls wanna fuck him?
Girl 1: I WANNA FUCK KRIS SOOOOO BAD!111
Girl 2: NO ME!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WANTS MEE!!!11!
Obsessed Kris Allen fan: NO BITCHES I WANNA FUCK HIM HE WANTS MEE SO F OFF KAY
(No offense to his fans.)
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Noun.
The most social forensics kid/spick ever. Accussed of, and proven, to also have an odd fear of people. Excels at forensics activities, has great taste in music, uses larger words than the average, and has an extremely cold room that is also a garage.
Kris Opeda: Hi, I'm Kris Opeda. If meeting people were an event, I would win.
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A professional singer/songwriter/producer/internet sensation/influencer/adult model/full time cutie Kris Dunne AKA PeePeeBalls was born in Mexico raised in Compton and currently resides in your moms bed. He’s a cold ass mother and you best not step to him. He is currently one of the most notorious men in Hollywood and can make or break your career so if he asks you to suck it then suck it.
Guy one: hey, are you done with the Spanish work?
Kris Dunne: I’ve always been Dunne.
Guy one: so you did it?
Kris Dunne: no i didn’t do it why don’t you go out and get some bitches or better yet do your own work lazy ass.
Crazy skinny kid who lives in Nanton rd and has never seen daylight
Holy fuck that kid is useless and fuckin yellow
Of course that’s Kris P