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Human you cant understand
She not ok :
Boy: hey you ok
Girl: yeah
Boy: (whispers) she’s not ok
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The girl everybody loves but nobody has the balls to ask out. Not to be confused with the whore who goes out with every other guy she sees, or the one who can't say no. Think Taylor Swift, puppies, and cupcakes with extra sprinkles.
Guy1: Hey see that girl over there
Guy2: Yeah that's Vannessa, she's 'That Girl.'
Guy1: I'm going too ask her out
Guy2: *chuckle*
Guy1: Yeah your right... It's not like I'm going to love her I'm just going to be a player and sext a ho 2 weeks into the relationship
Guy2: Exactly
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vicious bloodthirsty hound;
person who pretends to be your friend but stabs you in the back as soon as possible
Jenny: did you see how fat that whore Heather looked today?
Joe: you're such a girl.
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"For A Girl" is a phrase in which you may be good at something, but it's better than other girls but is still weak. Guys usually use this phrase to look down on girls and assume that guys are better at things than girls, or how guys have more of an athletic build means that the guy is better at something than the girl. Until the girl beats them at something then in this case the girl might say "you're good at that for a boy" which has the same meaning but is less used.
"You're good at soccer for a girl"
18👍 11👎
One of the most confusing things on earth. If you are a boy you will never understand one. Probably have there own language that only girls understand. They always say one thing and mean the other. Like hugging eachother and saying I’m sorry lots of times if they hurt another girl. For some reason they love buying lots of clothes. So good luck to any boys!🙃
Girl #1: Oh my Gosh we get to go to the malll!!!!
Girl #2:( in high pitch scream) YAAAASSS
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All soft and cuddly, but you never get to be with one.
Dude 1: Hey bro you goin' out with that chick you told me?
Dude 2: Nah, She said she has to study coz her finals are comin up next month. I understand. Education is important, you know?
Dude 1 to himself: What a fuckin' looser!
Dude 2: Girls...
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Some are hot, some are not.
But if you are married, you better have a credit card.
If you're just dating, expect a bill.
Girl: "Oooh, look at that diamond necklace! Please get that for me! I need it for that party! Please?"
Husband: "Fine".
*credit bill comes in a week
girls...
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