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He always listens, gives good advice and always provides a logical perspective. He is a great friend who I hold very close to my heart. We are so similar it’s scary sometimes, from big to little silly things. He makes me laugh like nobody else, he’s very nearly as funny as me! He has no filter and his banter is off the chain. There is never any judgement and I feel so comfortable and myself around him. I could speak to him for hours about everything and nothing and never get bored we have a beautiful connection that I can’t explain. He has the purest soul and the biggest heart. He is sensitive and loving and loyal to the core! He’s a great communicator with a wise outlook on life. He is resilient and stronger than he will ever know.
He makes me feel safe and has such a homely yet masculine vibe! I feel like I’ve known him my whole life although it hasn’t been that long at all! He makes me laugh until my belly hurts, he frustrates the life out of me and has had me feel a million emotions! But i just adore everything about him and he always makes me feel better about everything. He tells me straight and keeps me in line when I need it but doesn’t fail to let me know how special I am and how much our friendship means to him. He is consistent and wonderful. Nothing is ever too big (except my paragraphs) or too small (except his dick) and he is patient and understanding. I love him with my whole heart and appreciate the fuck out of him.
Danny doesn’t like bitches only D’Bish.
Danny is my bestie always
Danny is a beautiful human and if you don’t have him in your life I feel for you.
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All Dannies born after 1998 know is be cool, be hilarious, be swaggy, make girls go RIBBIT RIBBIT, have amazing taste in memes, have cool hair, have good souls, and be the Hulk.
“Do you know a Danny?”
“Oh, you mean like a guy who’s funny 24/7, is awesome and epic? Yeah, I know a Danny.”
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Average Brazilian Fightcade player. Often plays Garou: Mark Of The Wolves or Street Fighter 3: 3rd Strike. They main shotos, and are said to have such powerful hadoukens that the lag created by them crashes the match.
"Dude, I was just playing against a Danny and the EX Hadouken crashed the match."
"You sure your wifi is good?"
"No, I'm sure it was a Danny
getting dannied: stacking instances of hoe treachery throughout one day
danny: come back
ben: come back
hoe: ok ben i’ll come back
danny: damn i just got dannied
An amazing guy who is worth your time as a friend and as a boyfriend.
He's a dreamer with the stars in his eyes, but he's also one of those few people that is actually talented enough to achieve those dreams. He has a beautiful body (abs and toned legs and arms without being overly muscular), and his eyes are sparkling pieces of the universe. His hair is the best thing you'll ever touch, it's super soft, and it looks immaculate always. He'll make you feel better when you're sad and he'll listen to you when you're upset because he's an understanding guy. Very sweet, charming, smart, funny, talented, handsome, optimistic, and romantic. The kind of guy that everybody likes.
Danny, if you're reading this, I love you.
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Taking defining words to seriously. a.k.a. to a whole new level.
Guy 1 . Haha, "birth vegan". What is a "birth vegan?"
Danny: Urban dictionary it bro.
Guy 1: I'll make up my own definition.
Danny: No! DAMNIT! you're WRONG. Urban dictionary it now!Or so help me i will play dance music, which is WAYYYY better then anything else. at all. ever. FOOORRRRRever.
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A person hired to live in your home in your absence to watch your dog and keep him company; a dog nanny. Dog+Nanny= Danny
Joseph felt really bad leaving Spot at the kennel, so he hired a danny.
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