Blueberry Pie

A most excellent combination of milk stout and blueberry beer in a single glass (or two glasses if you have friends). You first pour the blueberry beer, then, using a Guinness spoon or something similar, you layer the milk stout on top of the blueberry beer. The result is something straight from your mother's kitchen.

Bartender: So you're at a bar on Thanksgiving? I've got just the thing!
Bar Fly: Holy crap! That tastes just like mom's blueberry pie! Why are you open on Thanksgiving?

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blueberry muffin

When a girl wears clothes that are too small, particularly jeans. Tight jeans push up the fat on her hips, which spills over the sides of the pants like the top of a muffin around the wrapper.

Also called cupcake.

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blueberry balls

when you think you are going to get some and you don't.

Paul: "Yeah man, I have blueberry balls because of last night. We were in my bed and I couldn't get her to take her pants off"

Andrew: "Real bummer man."

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Blueberry Pancake

A vagina with three fists in it at one time.

How was ur orgy the other day? Pretty great! at one point, Becky got a Blueberry Pancake!

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Blueberry Muffintop

The bruised layers of squidgy, jelly filled, doughnut-like folds of chubbiness between the tummy and the breast area, but just above the waist. The bruising is a result of pushing and pulling the layers of chub in an attempt to squeeze into a pair of jeans 3 sizes too small! Come on already!

WTF man! I've heard of muffintop, but she's got to have blueberry muffintop!

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Blueberry Chills

When you get so high you think you are cold. Even if you are sweating.

"Damn! That kush gave me the BLUEBERRY CHILLS!"

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blueberry crypt

The best form of marijuana, The bud has a blue hue to it rather than the usual green. It gives off the smell of blueberries.

-yo man you sure this is weed? it smells like blueberrys.
-yeah its blueberry crypt.

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