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1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.
1.
Do:
Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.
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THE ONLY TRUE COME BACK!!!
it is also a dead meme fighting to survive.
Jimmie: hey Chad what did you do last night?
Chad: Your Mom
The largest object known to man, being an estimated 7 times larger than the Universe itself.
Person: Hey did you hear that they recently got photo evidence of your mom being larger than the Universe?
The person I'd love to fuck every night.
"I want to fuck your mom"
"I fucked your mom"
"I fucked shit out of your mom"
What you say when someone asks you what you're doing
Jeff:"hey, what you doing this weekend?"
Tim:"your mom!!!"