DILF

Did you mean Glamrock Freddy?
"DILF" means Dad I'd like to fuck. similar to "Daddy"
usually use for someone who 30-50 years old man who is attractive and hot. married/have children or don't have to.
FUN FACT YOU USE USE "DILF" TO NON-HUMANS LIKE ANIMALS OR ROBOTS IF YOU WANT TO.

1: Damn... your dad is such a DILF.
2: Have you seen a bear in the mega pizza plex?
Yes... he is such a DILF.

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DILF

An acronym for "Diplomat I'd Like to F***". A DILF is any man or group of men who are incredibly talented, attractive, care about social, economic, and environmental issues, and have been awarded Diplomatic Status due to their Global Achievements.

They have killer smiles and a childlike joy, but their passion & eloquence when speaking about important global issues is a total panty-dropper. If anyone can change the world, it's them. They also radiate Big Dick Energy. Massive.

Did you see BTS' speech at the United Nations Assembly? They looked so good! Damn, that duality!! I swear to God, they are such DILFS! After seeing them in those suits, my panties can now single-handedly solve California's water crisis!!

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dilf

dumbass idiotic loser fool. in other words, this is a jonad.

jonad is a dilf.
all dilfs are jonads.
i hate jonad. die.

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DILF

Not Dad but disabled i'd like to fuck.

Man look her go on those wheels she's a major DILF!

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DILF

Dolphin I'd Like to Fuck

Oh, look at these vigorous fins, it's a DILF!

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DILF

Dame I'd Like To Fuck

"Man, did you see Helen Mirren? She is one DILF!"

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DILF

Dyke I'd Like To Fuck. Similar to MILF, except referencing a hot lesbian.

Dude one: "That Portia de Rossi is one hot babe."

Dude two: "Yeah. She's a total DILF."

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