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Kaneki Ken is an average college student whom had lost his father and mother when he was a child. All he had was his best friend Hide. But after a tragic turn of avents, Kaneki Ken ended up getting turned into a ghoul. He turned to a cafe called Anteiku that is full of ghouls that don't kill people. After kaneki got turned into a ghoul his life became hell and he ended up getting torchered by yamori, and that caused Kaneki's hair to turn white from the stress which also turned him into a badass, sexy, cannibal motherfucker who ate yamori. Kaneki's personality changed completely which made him 5000% hotter than he already was. Though his life was still hell. At the end he was killed by Mr. Amon. All of this happened, because he wanted to go on a date.
Tsukiyama: Woah! Why is that white haired guy so hot?
Touka: Him? Oh that's kaneki Ken.
Tsukiyama: Oh, that explains it.
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A bastard virgin bitch pussy nigga who likes to suck massive African black cock which hits the back of his throat everytime which makes him vomit out every hole in his body. His favourite cock is the cock of Annitra Lopez which he sucked so hard that it came out his bum. Turning him into the first kebab. You thought those fucking Arabs made kebabs. No. It was Kenny.
Damn my black nigga, that Ken Hao can suck a mad African cock.
Ken Holland AKA The greatest GM in all of sports, K-train, Holla Holla Holland, That GM, K-train, Kenny Christ, Kenny Holland. Holland is a former goalie for the Detroit Red Wings and current General Manager and current Executive Vice President of the Red Wings. Ever since taking over as GM in 1998 he has won 3 Stanley Cups and will win about 35 more. He also enjoys cosmos and was voted best looking GM in the NHL for 15 years straight. Holland is a genius and has a thing for drafting Swedes during the NHL drafts.
Pens fans: "We have the greatest gm in the NHL."
Rest of the NHL: "Two words. Ken Holland."
short for heinekens-> as in beer..
lets hit the local for a couple of kens!
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The homosexual persona of Ken Kaniff is the creation of underground Detroit rapper Aristotle. After lending his voice to a skit on The Slim Shady LP, a dispute between Eminem and Aristotle led to the break-up of the working relationship. From the Marshall Mathers LP onwards, all skits using the Ken Kaniff persona have been performed by Eminem, not Aristotle - usually in an attempt to poke fun.
Aristotle struck back with a full-length album titled "The Ken Kaniff Show", which was independently released online at www.kenkaniff.com
On the album Aristotle alternates between his Ken Kaniff voice and his regular rapping style. The album features diss tracks against Eminem and contains controversial songs about topics as diverse as paedophilia, masturbation, gangsterism and is at times sadistic and humourous.
The album's site is no longer in operation and little has been heard from Aristotle since.
I am put off by the voice of Ken Kaniff and his homosexual antics.
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The act of taking an attractive man and mentally picturing he has no junk in his trunk.
Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.)
You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there.
Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.
Ya, he is attractive, but he is my best friend's ex so I have been ken dolling him since them and always will. He has no D in my mind because he has been ken dolled
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A playable character from Persona 3. Ken has short brown hair and eyes, and he wears the Gekkoukan Elementary uniform with an orange jacket. He is short as fuck, and even tho he hates milk he drinks it so he can get taller. He is 10-11 years old in Persona 3 and Persona 3:FES, but in P4AU he is 13. His mom is dead.
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