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Time

An artificial construct made by Homo sapiens for the simple reason of understanding the common phenomenon as time. It is going by, faster than you can read this definition. It is infinite, yet precious. Limitless, but should be used to it’s maximum.

What time is it?
Time to get a watch, Jerry.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021


Time

was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks.

Albert: Time was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks.
Timothy: Wise words from a wise man.

by the fresh king of bel air June 26, 2023


time

A structure in which an uncountable number of bijective relationships between infinity and uncountability are arranged in a circle; a circle in which infinity is at the center.

Time is structurally constituted by the limina; the tautological relationship between uncountability ans infinity.

by fightfacilities November 7, 2020

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Time

Something that kills you during Quarantine and lasts Forever.

Bill (on a video meeting) : Hey Jeff, how has your quarantine been?
Jeff (on a video meeting) : Sucks, time is slow as shit.

by hevc boro April 24, 2020


timings

When everything is against you but your mates are luck as fuck

"damn this guy oneshotted me but became absolute trash against mhgamer, he got such timings dude"

by feet_destroyer_3000 August 7, 2022


the time

when you kiss your crush

Me: Have you had "the time" yet? Friend: No, Casey was being a bitch last night.

by doopypoopy69 June 13, 2019


A-time

The process in which a man and a woman engage in the act of intercourse only in this case, the penis is inserted into the anus hole, causing more pleasure for the male and at first a slight discomfort for the woman if no lubricant is used.

"Yo, A-time?"

"Yo I A-timed that bitchnania"

"Hello it's nice to meet you, you in for some A-time later?"

by mofuka January 5, 2005

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