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A tan Muslim women get from wearing a hijab.
"You see Fatima with that hijab tan?"
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A pallid, white complexion gained from too many hours spent in front of a computer screen and little exposure to natural sunlight, similar to a programmer's tan.
Check out the CRT tan on that guy.
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Tinted lotion that is supposed to make you look tan, although it usually just makes the users orange.
That girl is bright orange - definitely Tan-In-A-Can..
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A period of darkness across the rank and file of the Highway Patrol. A period where management cares more about strict policy adherence than quality officers coming out of the Academy, and increased officer safety through better performing equipment and uniforms. A period where “do as I say and not as I do” has become the policy of all managers above the rank of sergeant.
The era of the tans:
Inclement weather will not “excessivley soil” tans. Therefore, the blue utility uniform is not acceptable.
We know your shift ends at 1500, but it’s 1458 and you’re already in civilian attire. We’ll have a talk with your supervisor about leaving early.
“We know you delivered a baby on the side of a freeway and it was filmed by news media. But you were wearing your blue uniform. Therefore, we’re giving you an MOD.”
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A soccer tan is a small band of tan skin from the knee to lower thigh on otherwise pale legs. This is caused by playing too much soccer outside and only the space between your shorts and tall socks getting any sun.
She spends all her time outside playing soccer, so she's got nothing but a soccer tan.
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Matthew Tan is a debbie downer. He hates Noam Roda and likes Hitler hentai. He is always looking for freshman and is a screenager. Matthew Tan loves to play fortnite and brawlhalla.
Matthew Tan, time for dinner! "FUCK YOU MOM EAT DICK!"
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A tan line is line on the body where the skin is tan on one side and pale on the other. This occurs when too much time is spent in the sun wearing the same types of clothes or accessories.
You always wear the same type of sandals, and now look at the horrible tan line you've got!
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