18 January

The day when skilled and smart people are born on

I’m so good at football ⚽️

Really, how
It’s my birthday ( 18 January)
Oh ok

18-1

A feat achieve by the San Francisco 49ers, Chiacgo Bears, and New England Patriots.

The San Francisco 49ers went 18-1 and won the Super bowl.

The Chicago Bears went 18-1 and won the Super bowl.

The New England Patriots went 18-1 and lost the Super bowl. Sucka!

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January 18

It’s national virgins day , to all the virgins out there

It’s january 18 , it’s time to celebrate my virginity.

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January 18

National bitch slapday! Tired of new years resolutions and shitty people telling you need to fix your life well you have an excuse to Fuckin bitch slap them on national bitch slap day.

Toxic friend : "Your so lucky to have a friend that isn't as lame as you loser"
You: *Bitch slaps Toxic friend* "January 18 man national bitch slap day!"
Toxic friend : "Oh my God I'm calling the police"
You: "pshhhh what are they gonna do it's national bitch slap day beech!" *Bitch slaps Toxic friend double*
Toxic friend : *Fatality *

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october 18

national hoeing around day

she was born october 18

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May 18

National give hickey day

Hey it's may 18th.
Oh yeah national give hickey day.

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Glock 18

A fully-automatic version of the Glock 17. Identical in apperance to Glock 17 except for the Flip lever on the slide used to change fire mode between Semi-Auto and Full-Auto

"The Glock 18 is hard to fire with one hand."

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