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That paradoxical situation in which an individual who has a predisposition towards stroking and petting felines is actually allergic to them.
Florian: I like stroking cats, but the problem is I am allergic to them
Phil: That sounds like a Catch 22 to me
Alex: you mean a Cat 22
Tall people day! A day where we remember and understand the (difficult) lives of tall people and turkeys.
Short person: “It’s November 22! Gobble gobble!”
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The best person in the worlds birthday: the mayor of flavor town himself! Guy Fieri!
Guy Fieri’s birthday is on January 22
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A day for people to be gay asf
Chad: wanna hook up?
Brad: No that’s gay
Chad: It’s April 22 tho
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That one day when that one president was assassinated. You know, the hot one?
November 22... damn.
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national give your girlfriend your hoodie day
it’s january 22 so give that girl you like a cute hoodie
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National "kiss your girlfriend because she's the best girl you've ever had" day!
Guy 1: Bro have you kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: No, should I?
Guy 1: Of course! It's February 22! You have to!
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