National Hug All Your Friends Day
(Infinite No Homo Pass)
Friend 1: “Hugs Friend 2”
Friend 2: “Why did you do that”
Friend 1: “Its October 23”
October 23, The day the sexiest, Prettiest, most beautiful boy/girl was born. October 23 babys have the best scorpio personality. And their just lovable. its the day where you give love.
john: Hey man guess what day it it?
matt: what?
john: its october 23, which means go give your scorpio friend love and affection
matt: YAY
Slap your shortest best friend day.
Been abused on October 22nd for slap your tallest best friend day? Have no fear, it’s revenge time.
Friend 1: come here
(Short) Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: it’s october 23rd
(Short) Friend 2: oH cRa- *insert slap noise*
October 23 is the day you have a sexy time with your best friend you can cuddle of even smash
Hey it’s October 23 lemme grab them cheeks
October 23 is National N-Word Day. On October 23rd you can say Nigga, Nigger, etc. without repercussions.
White Guy “Whats up my nigga”
Black Guy “Bro wtf”
White Guy “It’s October 23”
Black Guy “Oh shit my nigga I forgot”
National nut tap day! You Have to meet your friends with a good ole nut tap!
Hey buddy you better hold your weiner because today’s October 23.
Official vsco day
This day u gotta be vsco girl/boii/whaterer just vsco! wear a big shirt, clamps, scrunchies and bring a hydroflask, if u have one. btw, save the turtles sksksksk and I oop- and spill the tea sisss 💮🐢🐤🐄
Someone: Ay why are u lookin like a vsco 'girl'?
You: bruh, it's october 23th, its vsco day!
Someone: ohhh yeaaah, and I oop- sksksksk