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Widely known as Halloween where children go door to door extorting candy from people while wearing costumes. Also known as stop-this-bullshit-day-stuff day
1) hey man, are you excited for October 31?
2)yeah I love Halloween!
1)nah man, it's the day when people stop define the current date like dumbasses!
The day to not murder someone. So please do not do that.
Zack:The time has come Timothy
Timothy:Joke's on you, it's October 31
Not only is it Halloween, but it’s also be kind to everyone day. Say hi to anyone and just be nice, but when it comes to trick-or-treating all the kind can go while you can scare people to near death.
Caroline it’s October 31, go say hi to that new guy since you should be kind, don’t worry you can scare him tonight
A 20 sack of loud and a dime of pcp rolled up in a dollar blunt wrap. 20+10+1=31
What you know about them 31's.
The day women with the coziest pussy are born.
Devin: "what's your birthday?"
Emily: "January 31."
Devin: "That explains why it's so hard to pull out!"
This is the last day of the year, you have to do everything you wanted to do even if it’s the second time you do it! This is a go for it day so go for anything you wanna do!
Boy: it’s December 31st, I’m gonna kiss her today!
Boys best friend: I hope she kisses you back!
Boy: stop doubting me!
Boys best friend: ok if you two kiss I’ll ask my crush out!
To end of the year it's revive a dead meme day, any dead meme is funny again but for 1 day, post all the dead memes you can.
It's almost December 31 time to post a sprite cranberry meme on reddit