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A Facebook advertisement that over 400,000 people signed to see them aliens.
Kyle: What's happening in Nevada
Allen: Oh it's the Area 51 raid, they wanna see them aliens.
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The craziest game in NFL history. Giving Tom Brady his 5th ring, more than any qb ever. First super bowl to ever go into half time. The pats were behind 3-28 and tied the game in the last quarter then won by a touchdown in sudden death. The biggest comeback in super bowl history.
Are the Patriots really the best ever?
Of course! Remember Super Bowl 51
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(fif-tee-won fayk-owt) A "51 Fake-Out" is the action in which a fickle ass customer heads DIRECTLY toward a retail establishment's front doors, initiating sudden unwilling movement from lazy employees, and DOES NOT GO IN!! In turn, they just aimlessly stare inside like fat girls outside Victoria's Secret. Therefore making the employees get all excited for no reason. Most Mens Wearhouse employees HATE people who do this. We HATE them, and we wish they would die.
CSA: So you see that episode of Home Movies last night?
AsstManager: Yeah, that shit was funny!
*Customer Approaches Front Door*
AsstManager: Heads up. Looks like we've got a customer. Get ready.
CSA: Ok, boss.
*Customer Looks In, Keeps Walking*
CSA: What the fuck was that!?!
AsstManager:THAT, was that a 51 Fake-out!
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What was alleged to be a massive violent raid resulting in thousands of casualties, turned out to be just a really dope festival with people dressed up in funny alien costumes. No one had the intentions of breaking into the facility, and only one person got arrested. Everyone was just having a jolly good ol' time with the spacey bois.
Everyone before september 20 2019: R.I.P to all the thousands that are gonna get massacred in the Area 51 raid
Me after september 20 2019: Um, it was just a whimsical alien-cosplaying party. Even the military guys were having a good time. Sure looked helluva fun.
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That time of night you find your self wasting away your life and realize the next day will be painful with the 3 hours of sleep you will get.
Oh shit it’s 4:51 am. Better put down those vegan chicken nuggets and go THE FU*K TO BED YOU FAILURE
A raid on a government facility that supposedly hides spacey bois. The raid is to see them aliens and hopefully bring home as a pet.
Dan: I’m so tired of my alien waking me up at 3:00 AM asking how to use the microwave
Charlie: it was worth it we finally got to see this spacey bois in the Area 51 raid
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An extremely cringe fortnite youtuber, that never puts any effort into his videos, and never edits. He started out as an extremely bad memer and cringe creator, but now, he has now become a shame for humanity. Once stole an expensive huawei.
I'm starting a youtube channel, and hopefully, I don't become as bad as julian the hooligan 51.