April 8th

If you were born on this day you have amazing dick sucking skills. Doesn't matter if your a man or women this talent is deep within your soul and you will rise to the top because of it.

You know what they say about those born on April 8th? She's the Slob Knob God

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November 8th

November 8th is the only cheat day for No Nut November. You can Nut, but afterwards, you have to expose your darkest secret to the world.

Dude 1: Bro it's November 8th....guess what.... I want to nut in your mom. That was my darkest secret. Now im gonna go nut.
Dude 2: ...

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December 8th

December 8th, national give your bae your hoodie day

Them "bae give me your hoodie to wear"
You "why?"
Them "because december 8th is national give your bae your hoodie day"

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May 8th

Beautiful people day. The day where you can feel the inner beauty as the outer beauty to. No makeup day and just relax!

May 8th is the day you can find your inner beauty and outer beauty.

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April 8th

National Dumb Bitch day. If you were born today, u dumb as fuck.

Bruh anyone born on April 8th pushes a door that says “pull”

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October 8th

National gay butt sex day

Jeff:”Hey Tony, u know what day it is today, October 8th.”
Tony:”Of course I do jeff, i’m not stupid. Now get over here in this bed and have gay butt sex with me.”
Jeff:”Oh don’t you worry, i’m already coming over.”

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September 8th

September 8th is national be gay day without being gay ( but for girls ). Wanna kiss your best friend? Go for it! (remember consent) Wanna do more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Anyway just be gay (also if your were born on this day and your a girl your probably gay or bi.

Girl one- “ Hey Steph!”
Girl two- “ Kiss me Emily”
Girl one- “WTF NO”
Girl two- “But it’s september 8th”
Girl one- “Oh ok sure”
*they start kissing in front of their respective boyfriends*
Boyfriend 1- * stunned
Boyfriend 2- oh it’s ok, our day for this is october 20th don’t feel left out
Boyfriend 1- “ OH THANK GOD”

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