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A sugarcoated term used by telemarketers which really means sales call. One of the most deceitful and misleading phrases ever since there is nothing courteous about it.
Telemarketer: Hello, may I speak to Mr. Smith? Hello. This is a courtesy call from Talk America which is inviting you to switch to our service. You'll pay only 10 cents a minute and you get the first 100 minutes free.
Mr. Smith: No thank you.
Telemarketer: Well, sir you get blah blah blah.........
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when you tell your boss youre sick and you need to stay home. sometimes youre actually sick but mostly you just want to play minecraft or something for 10 hours straight.
worker: yeah, *sniff* i think ill just call in sick today. thanks, bye. *picks controller back up*
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using the bathroom while on the phone. direct relationship with the advent of cordless phones and cell phones especially, particularly in da club.
Caller: "Where you at?"
Callee: "Um, in the bathroom--do you care if I make this a stall call?"
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To snore; relating to the sound someone makes when they snore in their sleep
Husband: Goodnight sweetheart, see you in the morning. I'm going to sleep, if I start calling hogs nudge me.
Wife: If you start calling hogs and wake me up I'll do more than nudge you. I'll kick your sorry ass out of bed and make you sleep on the couch.
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A BBC period drama series about a group of nurse midwives working in the East End of London in the 1950s and 1960s
I'm chillin out and next thing I know, somebody's screaming in agony in the other room. I walk over to see what's up and I say to my lady friend "Hey! Its that show where somebody's giving birth every 5 minutes" . She says "Yup! I'm watching Call the Midwife again"
n. The act of conducting business on the phone while a co-worker sucks your cock.
Monica's hair was stuck to her burning eyelid after her boss's afternoon cockference call.